You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I came so hard my ears popped.
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