Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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