I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Randomize
