We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Randomize