im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
Me. At least after what I've been through.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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