just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize
