Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize