I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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