You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
Randomize