Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
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