thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
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