I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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