I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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