Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
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