I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I hope mine doesn't look like that
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I wish you could order shots online.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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