Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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