I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
You are a genius and a whore.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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