Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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