True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
Come on in and take your pants off
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