god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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