You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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