Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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