Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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