Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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