I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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