Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
i came on her dog
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Randomize
