Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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