I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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