new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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