i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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