I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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