PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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