But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
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