Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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