i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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