But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
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