summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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