She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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