Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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