ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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