I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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