No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
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