only if we run a train.
done.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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