How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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