I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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