No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Every concussion has its silver lining
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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