yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
Randomize
