I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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