She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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