You really coming over, don't trick.
Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I need a burrito and a hug.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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