so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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