: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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