That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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