Your face is a jimmy john
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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