it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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