Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
My pussy is not your playground.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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