he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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