so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Randomize
