You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
tell me about the fingering
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